01. Jennifer Lopez
There hasn’t been a moment over the last 20 years where Ms. Lopez wasn’t a sexual fantasy (we’re grading that Marc Anthony period on a curve). Whether her 34-26-38 frame was pushing George Clooney or Fiats, J. Lo consistently used her business brains and boricuan assets. If there’s a starlet who’s done it bigger, she hasn’t done it longer. And if she’s earned more cash, she definitely doesn’t own this ass. There can only be one uno.
18 Reasons Why She’s Our Murda Mami
1. Original b-Girl—birthplace is the mecca of Hip-Hop: de bronx, my friend!
2. Of 100 percent uncut Puerto Rican descent.
3. That smile + those cheekbones = Money; as in “Take it all, mami.”
4. Every dance scene in her homage video to Flash-dance “i’m Glad.”
5. Thighs of supple perfection. Beats by Dre has nada on these earphones.
6. Butter pecan skin. Should be endorsed by a Wu-Tang classic.
7. Hips that double as handlebars for when it’s “Debo” time.
8. Those white pants she wore to MTv’s 2000 VMAs.
9. Diddy wifed that!
10. She got rid of wifey Marc Anthony.
11. August 1999 vibe cover: Living With La vida Loca.
12. July 2003 vibe cover: Sexy issue.
13. The legendary green silk chiffon Versace dress she wore to the 2000 Grammys.
14. Hairstyles for days (dais?). Señora got her own!
15. Walked into the new millennium $100 mil strong. Señora got her own!
16. That nude leg outside of her Anthony vaccarello 2013 Grammy dress.
17. Three years in the 40/40 club and still muy caliente!
18. Ass but not least…