It’s Friday the 13th today (muhahahahahaha!) so now would be a good time if any to reflect on some of the scariest, creepiest and bizarre moments from this year in music. Some artist have lost every part of their minds while some are a bit delusional about their musical abilities. Either way you slice it, these moments were frightening to watch.
No one knows exactly what has gotten into Lady Gaga this year, but for some reason she’s had a propensity for being butt ass naked just because. Gags (my nickname for her) has walked butt naked threw a park on video, posed butt naked for V Magazine and has worn countless see through mesh outfits in public with her ta ta’s all out in the open. With all this arry of nakedness she’s giving Miley Cyrus a run for her money – and speaking of Miley…
Whether you’re a Miley Cyrus fan or not, you have to drop one thug tear for her father Billy Rae Cyrus. Miley surly has made Billy Ray break out the old VCR tapes of his daughter playing on a swing set so he can remember what once was. Miley the Gawdess has done a complete 180 with image in 2013 making riskier music about drugs and sex, twerking on many old men and swinging naked on a ball (actually not figuratively, well maybe that too, but that’s none of our businesses)
Lets all bow our heads and have a moment of silence to the daughter that Billy once knew……………………………..
3. Kanye West’s Black Skin Head Video
Everyone has pretty much been left stupefied by Kanye’s antics this year, you would think naming his album Yeezus would have been enough. There was a lot of anticipation leading up to the release of Kanye’s “Black Skin Head” video since ‘Ye choose not to release an HD friendly version of “New Slaves”. The video was….not what we were expecting and down right terrifying. Apparently the CGI version of Kanye is the first original Super Sayain.
and since we’re on Kanye…
Kanye once again had us all pretty befuddled with his new voice he debuted on the not extended Kris show. ‘Ye sounded like a British Dignitary from the 1600s mixed with a black man at a job interview. Thankfully, Kanye dropped the awkward voice and went back to his loud, brash bravado we all love him for.
5. Versace, Versace, Versace At The BET Awards
The power of words…Drake and Migos had us saying Versace all summer and obviously us normal folk weren’t the only one’s listening. This is one of those situations where you gotta call your homeboy in the manliest way possible and ask
“Aye yo my G, what you wearin’ to the award show later tonight?”
DJ Drama, J Cole and Brandon T Jackson all wore the exact same Versace sweater to the BET Awards this summer and it should really be seen as a social commentary for youth…Be Yourself!
We mentioned Drake right?
6. The Many MANY Outfits of Aubrey “Drake” Graham
There’s no doubt that Aubrey has been dropping the hottest verses of the year but he’s also been wearing some of the worst outfits imaginable. If we weren’t all so ready for Nothing Was The Same to bless our iPods, nothing would have saved him from the slander he’s been getting since January.
Listen, if your going to sing the anthem on national television (granted there’s nothing national about Hockey) you should probably make sure you know all the words. It’s pretty important.
Ok, maybe Ginuwine wasn’t on a Molly, but he sure as hell wasn’t high off life. He was looking around like he had a warrant out for his arrest and the cops were on their way to the studio as they speak! We still don’t know how Tyrese showed restraint from not chocking him out a few Times during the set.
8. Brad Presley & LL Cool J’s “Accidental Racist” Song
This…was a bad idea…
Unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, you’re surely aware of Kendrick Lamar destroying your favorite rappers with one verse by mentioning they’re name or not mentioning them at all. K.Dot also proclaimed himself “King of New Yalk” which had NY rappers from Fred The Godson to Papoose trying to tell him otherwise in song. If you didn’t get shivers listening to Kendrick’s verbal assault than we don’t know what will. It should also be noted that this was Big Sean’s song…who’s appearance on the record has seemed to have forgotten.
I think CiCi took the “New Rules” motto pushed by Jay Z a little too far…
11. Gucci Mane’s Twitter Rant
Gucci Mane dropped an assortment of names that would make Kendrick Lamar want to go harder. Gucci (who now deleted his twitter) name dropped every black female celebrity under the sun such as Nicki Minaj, Keyshia Dior, Tiny, Black Chyna, Buffie The Bodie, Mya and many, many many many MANY more and pronounced that he chopped them all down! Every single women he name categorically denied his claims which lead to the like of Tyga, Nicki Minaj and T.I. at his throat and even had Rocko at his Door! Oh…apparently Waka Flocka was apart of his sexcapes as well